10. When you
first bought your house, you lived in the
country. Now that same house is part of the
city.
9. You can't get anything
repaired because "they stopped making
those parts years ago."
8. The swing set in the
backyard has sprouted roots.
7. The plumber's phone is
on your speed dial.
6. Your phone number is
on your plumber's speed dial.
5. All the children's rooms
are now guest bedrooms.
4. You haven't visited the
other half of the house in six months.
3. You have to move the
furniture to see the carpet's original color.
2. Your bathroom is decorated
in avocado green -- from the first time it
was in style
1.You can't make any improvements
to the exterior of your home without getting
approval from the "Board of Historic
Monuments."
|
